Babes in Kampala don’t stop to amuse us. We don’t know who exactly told women in Kampala that to get attention of the opposite sex, a lady needs to have the biggest bums.

Many women who are bumless have been seen several times crying on how they can get big bums, and innovative people have not disappointed in delivering artificial bums.

So you guy next time you see that lady shaking that bum…go slow as it might be synthetic bums.

We have been informed that many women put on synthetic bubs to increase their butts’ size in order to attract men. Incidentally, when the men woo them into the bed they find them bum less.

The artificial bums are made in synthetic fabric and can expand up to 600% and spring back without losing its integrity.

So guys the next time you touch on the woman’s bum try to establish whether it is natural or artificial.

By Doreen Nyanzi