WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN?

My father John R Gardiner and my Mother as he remains forever in my heart with his laughter which filled are home. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

HIS MOTHER OR HIS WIFE?

ARGUMENT: MOTHER- My son must obey me unless he diddnt suck my Breast for 1year.

WIFE-He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5years and is still sucking.

MOTHER-I carried him for 9months.

WIFE-He was only 3.5kg then, so whats the big deal? I carry him everynight and he is 85kg now.

MOTHER-He passed between my legs.

WIFE-Hahahahaha! He passed there once. He stays in between my legs like everyday.

AND I PUT THIS QUESTION TO YOU,
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN?

HIS MOTHER OR HIS WIFE?