Relationships and football are the most favourite topics and pass times of very many people. But is there any similarity between relationships and football.
Asiimwe Lilian thinks so and she has posted this equal rating between the two…and her friends were more than impressed and added
1:Going to your girlfriend or boyfriend without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3.side Dishes =substitutes
4.interference during love making=REFEREE
5.Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN/WOMAN OF THE MATCH
6.Abortion = RED CARD
7.Condom = GOAL-KEEPER
8.A girl/BOY with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
9.Condom breaks = PENALTY
10. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
11. Kissing without playing sex= Injury
What do you think?
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