UGANDAN MOTHER’S

1. #YouKnowYourMotherIs ugandan if
she has a drawer or a place for
keeping paper bags after buying
something in it
2. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan if
when she beats u up she says
“why are your crying yet i haven’t beaten u
3. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
when she beats you with pauses;
nani
*slap* who told u*kick* to do
*pinch* that !”
4. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan if
she has ever tried to remove
anything
that looks like dirt from your face
with
her saliva, even a birthmark.
5. #YouKnowYourMotherIs ugandan if
she asks you questions that have no
answers ‘why did u break the thermos?’
6. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan if
after whipping you she says : shut your mouth or else will add u
7. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan If
she responds with “break all of them finish them ” if you accidentally break
utensils made of glass.
8. #YouKnowYourMotherIsKenyan if
she had special plates and cups 4
guests
9. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
when ur forced to wear an African necklace
till
in class 4..
10. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan
if
she ever asked you “the whole day TV simanya it’s your job
11. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan
when you are sent to the shop and she tells
you ” tell him mum sent u
12. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
if
she had a list of neighbors and
relatives where you should not dare
step into.”should i see u step a foot u will see me
13. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
When she calls you from the
bedroom
to take a remote that is right there
on
the table.
14. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
If
you fall asleep on the couch but
wake
up in bed,well covered
15. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
if
every new baby in the family they have to sow for them a sweater
16. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan
if
she threatens to hit you by actually
hitting you!
17. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan
when you lose money and she says
have this and lose it too
18. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
when she buys you oversize uniform
and says ” you have to wear that till primary 7
19. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
if
she bought you a radio scanner for ya birthday

20. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan
if
she spat on a handkerchief to wipe
your face when you were younghu
21. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan if she bought u casava for breakfast and maize for evening tea.
22. #YouKnowYourMother is Ugandan
if
u were cained for eating at the
neighbour’s.home

By Samora Collins