By Agnes Tumuheire on July 18, 2018
Bryan White, Uganda Police
Entertainment, Featured, Funny, Latest Uganda News
Police have raided socialite Bryan White alias Bryan White’s home and confiscated a car for failure to pay a debt balance amounting to 576,000,000 Uganda shillings. This follows a court order to seize the car basing on a case filed by Captain Alex of obtaining goods by false pretence against Bryan White. The car in […]
By Walakira on October 4, 2013
Funny, Intelligence note, Latest Uganda News
The mini criminal session printout for Nakawa High Court Central Circuit by Justice Wilson Masalu Musene starting 10th September 2013 onwards have revealed that women lead their counterparts the men in committing crime in Uganda. Some of the crimes women top men include murder, aggravated robbery and aggravated defilement. However, in the same report, men […]
By Walakira on October 4, 2013
Arts & Beauty, Beauty, Celebrity gigs, Funny, Gossip, Latest Uganda News, Relationships, Stories Unusual
Miss Uganda 2008, miss Dorah Mwima is not a happy woman these days as the police are hunting for her over a child she is keeping illegally. Miss Uganda is remembered very much for having spearheaded a fight against cancer spread in Uganda. It is said that former Miss Uganda and her hubby Nader […]
By Gerald Businge on May 20, 2013
Funny
UGANDAN MOTHER’S 1. #YouKnowYourMotherIs ugandan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it 2. #youknowyourmotheris Ugandan if when she beats u up she says “why are your crying yet i haven’t beaten u 3. #YouKnowYourMotherIs Ugandan when she beats you with pauses; nani *slap* who told […]
By Gerald Businge on April 28, 2013
Funny, Politics
MEMORABLE SPEECH BY IDDI AMIN DADA “My Majesty Mr.Queen sir, horrible ministers, members of parliament, invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I thank the Queen very plenty 4 wat he has done 2 me & my fellow Uganda who come with me. I tell u, i’ve eaten very much dat am now fed up with malicious […]
By Gerald Businge on April 26, 2013
Funny, Leisure
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. […]
By Walakira on February 13, 2013
cars, criminals, increase, promoters
Celebrity gigs, Funny, Gossip, Latest Uganda News, Stories Unusual
The level at which criminals forms new tricks to steal peoples’ homes and cars increase each day that passes. The formation Police have got indicates that there is a syndicate of criminals selling beautiful key holders at Petrol Stations around Kampala and major trading centres. We are told that sometimes the criminals parade themselves […]
By Walakira on February 7, 2013
Bob Marley, robbers, thieves, uganda
Art, Career, Celebrity gigs, Entertainment, Funny, Gossip, Latest Uganda News, Music, Personal Growth, Stories Unusual
On Wednesday 6th February 2013 was another Birthday of the fallen Ragae Legend Bob Marley. The singer was one of the major promoters of the Rastafarian Movement around the world. The movement came about after Ethiopia (one of the African countries) defeated Italy’s Mussolini in 1936 when the Italian had come to revenge the Battle […]
By Gerald Businge on February 12, 2012
babe, MTN, type, utl
Business & Finance, Business news, Funny, Leisure
If phone mobile providers were women, what type of woman would your network be? MTN would be that not so goodlooking babe but with so many boyfriends. she would hurt the bu chaps but they would never dump her. (poor guys would be locked in a cutex bottle ki Nigeria style) she would be the […]
By Gerald Businge on November 17, 2011
Auto, bastard, Day, Draft, fun, fun of the day, funny quotes, habit, husband, impotent, love, middle, pleasure, relationship counselling, Sacrifices, sex in the dark, Soft, vibrator
Funny
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. … … So one night, while they were in […]