Relationships and football are the most favourite topics and pass times of very many people. But is there any similarity between relationships and football. Asiimwe Lilian thinks so and she has posted this equal rating between the two…and her friends were more than impressed and added 1:Going to your girlfriend or boyfriend without being invited […]
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. […]
By Pablo 98736 My literature lecturer used to tell us that a good speech is like a miniskirt – long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep the interest. It is interesting how the government has picked keen interest in the miniskirt which has been around since time immemorial. When you read […]
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR HIS WIFE? ARGUMENT: MOTHER- My son must obey me unless he diddnt suck my Breast for 1year. WIFE-He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5years and is still sucking. MOTHER-I carried him for 9months. WIFE-He was only 3.5kg then, so whats the big deal? […]
1.PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN 2.MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN 3.DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM 4.THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE 5.ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES – LET’S RECOUNT 6.A DECIMAL POINT: When […]
If phone mobile providers were women, what type of woman would your network be? MTN would be that not so goodlooking babe but with so many boyfriends. she would hurt the bu chaps but they would never dump her. (poor guys would be locked in a cutex bottle ki Nigeria style) she would be the […]
Uganda’s heavy weight musician, Dr. Jose Chameleon is likely to return back to Uganda when he is so loaded. We have been told by his brother AK 47 that Chameleon has got 40 new assignments to perform in different parts of US. Chameleon who left the country last week for Mukisa Gwo America music tour […]
I landed on this and I thought I should share. Identify your personality by the baby/month you were born in. What do you think? January Babies Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. February Babies Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. […]
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a […]
A sexy woman shocked everyone on Wednesday when she turned up at Club Silk dressed in a fishnet. She was identified as Siren Doreen. She went direct in the swimming pool and kissed some of the men who were swimming in the full view of other people around. After she turned to her boyfriend only identified […]